scottish dialect

Apparently Sauchiehall Street is pronounced "Sucky hall Street". And Glasgow is "Glazgo". Here's a bit of Scottish Identifiers:
ARE you Scottish?
You know you are Scottish if (edited).....
1. You can properly pronounce Sauchiehall Street, St Enoch, Ecclefechan, Milngavie, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake.
2. You actually like deep fried pizza from the chippy
3. You're used to four seasons in one day
4. You know what haggis is made of and you still like eating it
5. You arnae surprised to find curries, fish and chips, pizza, kebabs, fags, and nappies all in the one shop
6. You know irn-bru is a hangover cure (a soft drink with a unique combination of 32 flavours). Is that related to Iron City? In the movie The Crow Road, they really do use Irn Bru for a hangover!