My Dos and Don'ts list got so long I decided to split them up between behavior and dress.
Don't wear a fanny pack. (That one's easy enough.) No backpack either.
Don't wear torn jeans and T-shirts (another easy one).
Don't go out in your jogging clothesNo fleece pants and shirt to get the croissants in the morning. Always dress up.
Don't wear tennis shoes unless they are designer shoes. I'm afraid my Keens will mark me right away as an American but I don't think I'll switch to stylish flats. On the other hand, maybe I should pick up some Keen boots. The brown one is my color: "potting soil", which is good since all the Frenchies have bought the black in my size.


Always wear a scarf except in August.That's because in August all the Parisians have left and there are only tourists. We can pick up cheap scarves in the stands outside of Galleries Lafayette, although I've already bought myself two...
Don't wear a baseball cap.
Looks like I'll need to pick up one of these felt hats from
Canotiers du Marais or from
Chapellerie Julias. I understand that hats are back in style according to
Paris Escapes and if you look at the
Kenzo collection for autumn and winter, almost all of the models are wearing wonderful felt hats.

Wear neutral colors or black. Paris Escapes says that in fall 2010 camel coats were back (they don't have spring up yet, small surprise) - maybe I should run out and get one of those instead of my red wool one. No, look! The Kenzo collection has a bright red coat. Yikes! does that mean I can't wear that rainbow scarf I just bought myself? No, look, they say "
Color this season takes its inspiration from Paris' autumn hues - tans, light beiges, olives and rust-oranges. Mix this warm palette with the classic, neutral shades of gray and black. For a dash of color, pick up a belt, scarf, tights or purse in a 50s shade of fire-engine red." Too bad I bought a black leather purse instead of a red one. I wonder if Mother still has that big red leather purse she took to Europe in the 50s.
Be attuned to the French Fashion SceneFor instance, always check the pulse of these
designers listed at Mode a Paris. Frankly, some of the stuff is really classy. Maybe we will have to walk the fashion boulevards and lick the windows. This is part of
Kenzo's autumn/winter collection. But I could never handle the shoes.