Don't wear a fanny pack.
(That one's easy enough.) No backpack either.
Don't wear torn jeans and T-shirts
(another easy one).
Don't go out in your jogging clothes
No fleece pants and shirt to get the croissants in the morning. Always dress up.
Don't wear tennis shoes unless they are designer shoes.
I'm afraid my Keens will mark me right away as an American but I don't think I'll switch to stylish flats. On the other hand, maybe I should pick up some Keen boots. The brown one is my color: "potting soil", which is good since all the Frenchies have bought the black in my size.



Always wear a scarf except in August.
That's because in August all the Parisians have left and there are only tourists. We can pick up cheap scarves in the stands outside of Galleries Lafayette, although I've already bought myself two...
Don't wear a baseball cap. Looks like I'll need to pick up one of these felt hats from Canotiers du Marais or from Chapellerie Julias. I understand that hats are back in style according to Paris Escapes and if you look at the Kenzo collection for autumn and winter, almost all of the models are wearing wonderful felt hats.

Wear neutral colors or black. Paris Escapes says that in fall 2010 camel coats were back (they don't have spring up yet, small surprise) - maybe I should run out and get one of those instead of my red wool one. No, look! The Kenzo collection has a bright red coat. Yikes! does that mean I can't wear that rainbow scarf I just bought myself? No, look, they say "Color this season takes its inspiration from Paris' autumn hues - tans, light beiges, olives and rust-oranges. Mix this warm palette with the classic, neutral shades of gray and black. For a dash of color, pick up a belt, scarf, tights or purse in a 50s shade of fire-engine red." Too bad I bought a black leather purse instead of a red one. I wonder if Mother still has that big red leather purse she took to Europe in the 50s.
Be attuned to the French Fashion Scene
For instance, always check the pulse of these designers listed at Mode a Paris. Frankly, some of the stuff is really classy. Maybe we will have to walk the fashion boulevards and lick the windows. This is part of Kenzo's autumn/winter collection. But I could never handle the shoes.














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I actually like this mystery by Cara Black, especially since it mentions a lot of the places close to the apartment, like Place des Vosges, Ile de St. Louis, and Rue des Rosiers. It gives a real feel for the ancient apartments (without heat - it is November) and the story isn't too bad either.





I just ran across
This small book follows the tastings of Jeanette and Georgette as they "stalk the sweet life on the streets of Paris." The way that Georgette (Joyce Slayton Mitchell) writes, you'd think she was a young blogger but she's written 34 books and there is a photo of a pair of middle-aged women on page 162 which I assume are the author and her sidekick "Jeanette". Though not slender they are nothing like the roadtripping Jane Stern so they mustn't be visiting 12 patisseries a day.
Last night we watched the documentary film about the Pere Lachaise Cemetery in Paris and it was worth its 95 minutes. It isn't a travel film but a study of people and burial customs, I guess you could say (they even interview an embalmer and show him touching up a beautiful corpse -- was she really dead?). Sure, they visit the tombs of famous people like Modigliani, Chopin, Marcel Proust, and Oscar Wilde but it is the relationship that living people have with these tombs that the director concentrates on. And, yes, it makes me want to go visit the cemetery, although it was filmed in the spring or summer when it was bright and sunny and when we go in March it is bound to be a bit grayer. I'm not sure that it inspired me sufficiently to read Proust's À la recherche du temps perdu but the
For instance, you can learn about the